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Dont Mess With Kids
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Proof Of What Can Happen
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EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 40 |
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Proof of what can happen
if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along
shopping
This letter was actually sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford
:
Dear Mrs. Murray,
Whilst we would like to thank
you for your valued custom and use
of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store
in Banbury is
considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your
husband stops his antics..
Below is a list of his actions over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms
and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't
looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told
her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened.
5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET
FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would
bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.
7. September
23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began
to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
8.. October 4: Looked
right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked
his nose, and ate it.
9. October 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the
antidepressants were.
10. November 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming
the Mission Impossible' theme.
11.November 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised
the 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.
12.
November 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled
'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'
13. November 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker,
assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices
again.'
And; last, but not least:
14. November 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper
in here.'
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