Don't tell me your age; you would probably tell a lie anyway -but the
Alcohol Man will know! YOUR AGE BY ALCOHOL MATHS
This is pretty neat.
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING
DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute.
Work this out as you read.
Be sure you don't read the
bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
1.
First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have alcohol (more than once but less
than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4.
Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
5. If you have already had
your birthday this year add 1759 ..
If you haven't, add 1758.
6. Now subtract the four
digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The
first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have alcohol each week).
The
next two numbers are
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
