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If When Why What If (Pt2)

13. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it

follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

 

14. What hair colour do they put on the driver' licences of bald men?

 

15. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little

spoons and forks so I wondered if Chinese mothers use toothpicks?

 

16. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?

What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the post?

 

17. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

 

18. No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.

 

19. Ever wonder about those people who spend two pound a piece

on those little bottles of Evian water?

Try spelling Evian backwards:

 

20. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a

Peeing section in a swimming pool?

 

22. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea,

does that mean that 1 enjoys it?

 

23. Why if you send something by road it is called a shipment, but

when you send it by sea it is called cargo?

 

24. If a convenience store is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week,

365 days a year, why are there locks on the door?

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